I moved in to my new cottage near campus because fuck dorms. I lived with Ashley who I’ve known forever and this random girl named Amber, I think. We decided to go to the pool that night and hang out by the hot tub with our margaritas and other drinks. The hot tub was full… Continue reading First College Friends?
I wa splaying beer olympics with some of my neighbors, and one of them got a little too drunk and decided an hour after I left to walk to my cottage and go straight to my room and get naked. I went up there after two hours of watching That 70’s Show with my roommates… Continue reading Some Naked Dude Walked In To My House
I didn’t tell anyone I got married, except for the 3 people who were there (Ashley, Ethel, and Thomas’ black friend). Some how my aunt figured it out through a photo someone posted of us all dressed up at our “after party” (The Pie Emporium). So my aunt called my grandmother, my grandmother called my… Continue reading Every One Found Out
The minute I walked in to that job interview, I knew that first person I saw working there, I was going to marry. His name was Thomas. He was also the biggest douche on earth. The whole two and a half years I works at converse as a lead, he was a dick. Our first… Continue reading I Got Married.