He tells me to hang out with my friends, and then I do. And then he yells at me for hanging out with my friends. What a fucking douche, like make up your mind. Ryan, Tanner and Jonny were right. At least I got to use Tom 2’s apartment and beach house whenever I wanted… Continue reading Tom 2 is also a Dick
I’m not voting because I’ll be a better president than any of the current candidates when I become president, but for the moment can we just be glad that Hillary likes pizza. She spent over a thousand on pizza in Iowa in the 3rd quarter.
Ok, so I signed up for Club W with my roommate. It’s basically like Ipsy, Birchbox, or Dollar Shave Club but like for wine. I signed up to get 3 bottles of wine each month. This month I got Wonderful Wine, Cocomero and Chanchito. Chanchito was a dark red wine for like BBQ’s and shit… Continue reading Club W