Once upon a time, I was married. It was cool because no one believed me and then I had to convince everyone to believe me. Which just made for interesting conversations at frat parties. And then my husband decided that he was going to become a hippie since he was living in Colorado and I… Continue reading Rocks
Holidays are a minefield. You never know what family member or co-worker is going to strike next. This is my post on preparing you for dealing with stupidity over the holidays. It’s the most festive war-zone of the year, so break out your holiday dress and your nicest, offensive manners. My first suggestion is getting… Continue reading Surviving The Holidays
I walked out when I found out his middle name was Thomas. End of Story.
A put together bitch almost never wears all black, but sometimes, just sometimes, there’s a tragic event in our life where we need to wear all black. Here’s the reasons and what to wear with the bitchy stares you’re giving that day. You’re Running Late And You Don’t Have Time To Get Coffee: This is… Continue reading Bitchy Guide to Wearing All Black
So honestly, Tinder and Bumble are not the fucking same. I mean ya, you have to swipe right if you think they’re hot but with bumble the girl has to talk to first. And since the girl has to talk first, ugly guys won’t be on there because they know girls aren’t going to talk… Continue reading Tinder VS Bumble