Birthdays, Sorry gifts, thank you gifts, wedding gifts, whatever. What people want but don’t know it yet in March: Alwaysfits.com has adorable coffee mugs like this Sincerly Sassy Coffee Mug, perfect for that annoyingly sassy relative that you hate, or yourself. A perfect March wedding gift is this engrave decanter set from UncommonGoods.com,… Continue reading March Gifting
Everyone loves a good pair of socks. And everyone needs like 27 good pairs of socks. My current favorite person likes to come up to me and say “look at how cool my socks are.” So here the currently trending socks, buy them now or be left out of the sock game forever. My… Continue reading Sock Obbsessed
– Firing your therapist -Hiring a personal trainer -Binge drinking -Pointing out your roommates’ flaws -Buying an excessive amount of kimonos online -Tiny succulents -Marlboro Red 100’s -White furniture with gold accents -Ubering everywhere -Drip drop water -Stealing alcohol from frat houses -Wine clubs -Getting drunk and stealing garden gnomes -Damn Daniel
I’d like to thank the Egyptians for wine today. Or whoever invented wine. It’s a daily ritual in all of our lives whether it means the one glass you have at dinner or the wine hangover you have the next morning from drinking three bottles. Wine comes in many forms, glasses, bottles, red, white, and… Continue reading Wine Clubs
Usually I would just say, “don’t.” And I mean it. But if you absolutely must, here’s how to do it: 1. Get fucking hot. I mean go to the fucking gym 3 times a day for everyday for the rest of your life. No body likes a bitch who gets fat after marriage so don’t… Continue reading How to Get Married
We went on another sex date. He cooked, we drank wine, we had sex with ropes and blind folds. It was great. It’s been going on for awhile. We have the same name. His name is also Taylor.
-First get drunk and call your therapist while your mom is the room. Complain about your mommy issues. Make sure you properly list out all the horrible things she’s done to you in chronological order. Like why your mom would ever want to name you Robin after your slutty cousin who’s been through 10 ex… Continue reading How To Start 2016