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Seven Phases of Waiting For Him To Call

Phase One (Day 1):

“I just met the cutest guy on Bumble last night. Best date ever, I can’t wait for him to call me.”

Phase Two (Day 2):

“Oh, hi mom. I thought you were someone else so can you not call me for like the next 3 days?”

Phase Three (Day 3):

“What the fuck is this bullshit?”

Phase Four (Day 4):

Starts consulting magic 8 ball, shaman, and therapist.

Phase Five (Day 5):

“Hello, Apple Store? Is there any weird updates that’s making my Iphone miss calls and texts?”

Phase Six (Day 6):

“If he calls, I’m not answering.”

Phase Seven (Day 7):

“He was lame anyway.”

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