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Art History 101

Today we’re going to do a short lesson on Art History so when your Bumble Date or Bumble BFF Date decides to take you to brunch and then to an art museum, you seem like you know what you’re talking about.

fetch

In Gustav Kilmt’s Adele Blach-Bauer, this lady is looking so bitchy and fabulous that Fetch might actually make a come-back.

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So if you’re mom is anything like Clytie in this 18th Century Painting, where she’s explaining how cool she is to little Apollo, then you should probably just print this out for your mom and hang it on her wall.

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Here we see a dad suffering as his two sons are being ate alive by serpents, kind of like the Crocodile Hunter but this time he’s willing to give up his sons instead of himself.

fratty

Here we see some Greek Art of your typical Alpha Sig Pledge Boys running around campus naked as a part of hazing.

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