So literally, I’m babysitting right now and let me just say that I’m post grad, I have fucking degree and a really good job but for some unknown reason I still agree to babysit my friend’s kids on a Saturday night.
Anyway, these annoying ass children wouldn’t go to bed. I mean I am off the charts annoyed. I literally had to sit in there and force them to sleep.
So this just reminds me of the last time I had a meeting with Sunny (a lady I used to work for).
She gave me some really solid advice.
You can get married as many times as you want, shit, you can line up those exhusbands like trophies on a shelf. But don’t have children. You’ll be stuck with the man for 18 years and the kids far past that. Those children will follow you like fucking ducklings. Don’t have kids.