Ingredients: 1 1/2 cups raspberries (frozen optional) 1/3 cup fresh lime juice 3/4 cup tequila 1/4 cup chambord (raspberry liqueur) 1 tablespoon powdered sugar (optional) 3 cups ice 2 cups mango (frozen optional) 1/3 cup fresh lime juice 3/4 cup tequila 1/4 cup triple sec 1 tablespoon powdered sugar (optional) 3 cups crushed ice Prepare… Continue reading Mango Raspberry Margarita
It’s the third time and honestly it’s pretty annoying now. If it happens again, I’ll call the police. This may be a stalker situation. Who knows? It’s not the first time.
Take your friends out on dates. Treat them to a shitty meal at your fav fast food restaurant and then take them to a movie, or go bar hopping, or lay in your bed and watch Netflix all damn day. Literally anything that reminds the people closest to you that you’re there and you love… Continue reading Advice: Take Your Friends on Friend Dates
Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night. And I’m not even gay? Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only… Continue reading Stupid Boys Hitting On Me
Drink a large glass of water before every meal Don’t drink your calories – ie. cut down on alcohol (fuck that) Eat protein at every meal – or stay hungry and grouchy Slash your intake of refined flours and grains – cuts down bloating Eat 30-50g of fibre every day – bulks the diet and… Continue reading WEIGHT LOSS RULES:
INGREDIENTS FRESH BLACKBERRIES (FOR MUDDLED MIXTURE AND GARNISH) A FEW LEAVES FRESH MINT, TO MUDDLE BOURBON OF CHOICE SIMPLE SYRUP FRESH MINT, TO GARNISH INSTRUCTIONS MUDDLE BLACKBERRIES AND A FEW MINT LEAVES TO GET A JAM-LIKE CONSISTENCY. FILL EACH GLASS WITH A GOOD AMOUNT OF MUDDLED BLACKBERRY MIXTURE. ADD ICE TO THE TOP OF GLASS.… Continue reading BLACKBERRY BOURBON SMASH
1. Tidy up your bedroom 2. Change your whole outfit – underwear, shoes, hairstyle, the lot 3. Scribble with a Crayon as hard as you can on a big sheet of paper 4. Go to a library and wander around in the quiet 5. Make a wish list on each of your favorites shops’ websites… Continue reading 10 Underrated Self-Care Tips To Do