Honestly, I know I have a date tonight and I’m not sure if it’s with Will, William, Tim, Brent, Stephen, Blair, or Kate. So I guess the first person to my door wins? I don’t know. Do I even bother getting dressed? Do I get drunk before since I’m already going to be surprised? Wait, I’m already drunk because I drink at work. I also need closure. I need closure. I’ll update later.