I didn’t mean to. He had it coming. I was at a Valentine’s Gala for like some charity and of course theres lots of rich people and so there was this congressman at my dinner table that night.
Our conversations at the table are going pretty well, until he said that he didn’t think male university students should get in to too much trouble if they basically rape some one.
I hit him. He had a bloody nose. Security took me outside and I grabbed a cab while I still had the bottle of wine from our table in my hand.
Hey, free wine.