Dating

Rule 8: Dress Up, Suit Up Or Go Fucking Home

Seriously, if you can’t even bother putting on something nice for a date, then just don’t fucking go. That’s it. I don’t care who you are, but you need to fucking try to look nice. If you don’t, I promise, I will sneak out of the bathroom window. Not even that, I’ll just walk through the door. I won’t even bother answering my door, I’ll open it to just slam it in your face. And everyone else should do the same for any of their future dates.

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