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How To Party Like Me

How To Party Like Me:

-Make yourself sick off candy. (The party you’re at doesn’t have candy? Leave. This. Party.)

-Make friends with the drunkest person there. (They will find everything you say hilarious. And probably drunkenly introduce you to people you would otherwise be too intimidated to talk to.)

-Leave alone after less than an hour. (This part is key- you should never be present for the fun parts of the party. It’s much better to hear about them later and regret all of your life choices.)


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