advice · My Life · White Girl Guides

“I Drank My Coffee Too Fast And I Feel Like I’m Gonna Puke” -An autobiography

Seriously just some life advice: Don’t drink your whole Vent black coffee with a dash of vanilla in a whole five minute.

It’s going to burn your tongue and your throat.

You will puke five minutes late.

You will order another one because caffeine,

The cycle repeats.

Learn from me. Please.

Fuck my life for real.

 

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