I think we need to normalize the idea of marrying friends. I don’t mean in a “the best romantic relationships come from the best friendships” type way, though I do believe that’s true. I mean in a “I have zero romantic feelings for you, but I would totally spend the rest of my life committed… Continue reading Marrying Your Friends (Non-romantically)
Just like shopping, we have impulsive instincts when were in the dating pool. Sometimes you have this impulse to date a shark and other times you have the impulse to date the frog. You just gotta go for it. Sometimes you have the impulse to get married to a guy you saw through a store… Continue reading Rule 9: Always Trust Your Impulse
Seriously, if you can’t even bother putting on something nice for a date, then just don’t fucking go. That’s it. I don’t care who you are, but you need to fucking try to look nice. If you don’t, I promise, I will sneak out of the bathroom window. Not even that, I’ll just walk through… Continue reading Rule 8: Dress Up, Suit Up Or Go Fucking Home
A flask in your purse or under your dress is always necessary for as many reasons as you need your handy lip stick that seems to never run out. You might not like the wine that he orders at what ever fancy restaurant he takes you to. He might be Baptist and not drink at… Continue reading Rule 7: Always Have a Flask Handy
Always make the bed you sleep in. If it’s yours, make it the next morning. If it’s a guy you’re dating or your fiancé, make the fucking bed even if you didn’t sleep in it, because you will. The next morning after a one night stand, make the bed. If he’s still asleep, just make… Continue reading Rule 6: Make The Bed
So I’m trying out multiple dating sites. Our first contender is from Hinge, his name is Collin, he has blonde hair and blue eyes, he is Irish Catholic and was born in Alaska but claims he is a “southern gentleman” which I don’t quite believe. He dresses like Barney from HIMYM, which gives him a… Continue reading Hinge: Collin
There are going to be times in your life when you’re gonna have to put in some goddamn effort. Nothing’s going to get better if you don’t try. All the people I know who don’t try lead incredibly stagnant lives and they’re bored. They’re bored all the goddamn time because it’s the same shit over… Continue reading Put In Some Goddamn Effort.