Marrying Your Friends (Non-romantically)

I think we need to normalize the idea of marrying friends. I don’t mean in a “the best romantic relationships come from the best friendships” type way, though I do believe that’s true. I mean in a “I have zero romantic feelings for you, but I would totally spend the rest of my life committed… Continue reading Marrying Your Friends (Non-romantically)


Rule 8: Dress Up, Suit Up Or Go Fucking Home

Seriously, if you can’t even bother putting on something nice for a date, then just don’t fucking go. That’s it. I don’t care who you are, but you need to fucking try to look nice. If you don’t, I promise, I will sneak out of the bathroom window. Not even that, I’ll just walk through… Continue reading Rule 8: Dress Up, Suit Up Or Go Fucking Home

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Put In Some Goddamn Effort.

There are going to be times in your life when you’re gonna have to put in some goddamn effort. Nothing’s going to get better if you don’t try. All the people I know who don’t try lead incredibly stagnant lives and they’re bored. They’re bored all the goddamn time because it’s the same shit over… Continue reading Put In Some Goddamn Effort.