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Advice For College Freshmen:

Tolkien your essays; Hemingway your emails Essays are tangents and rabbit holes and diversions, woven together with lots of unnecessary descriptive words to demonstrate a proficient understanding of a subject you were meant to research in more depth but did not, in place of other pursuits, or could not, because you chose your subject poorly,… Continue reading Advice For College Freshmen:

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How To Cook Something That Isn’t Ramen

Step 1: Choose a meal, any fucking meal. I don’t care what it is as long as it’s not Ramen, Mac N Cheese or anything that comes in a box or is instant honestly. Step 2: Great, you finally chose something that isn’t for fucking poor people. So now, you need to go to your… Continue reading How To Cook Something That Isn’t Ramen

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How To Throw a Dinner Party

Don’t fucking test out a new recipe. It will turn out bad and you will be ordering take out 5 minutes before everyone arrives. Trust me, I’ve been there. Make more than you actually need. Some people will literally bring an extra person with out asking and other people can actually eat like 3 servings… Continue reading How To Throw a Dinner Party

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Scientifically: It’s So Hot That We’re All Bitches

No, really. The European Journal of Social Psychology literally did a study on why people are ruder the summer versus other seasons. Basically it’s saying that people in uncomfortably hot environments are less likely to help others. It’s safe to just say that summer is making you a bitch. Like if you walk in to… Continue reading Scientifically: It’s So Hot That We’re All Bitches