Step 1: Choose a meal, any fucking meal. I don’t care what it is as long as it’s not Ramen, Mac N Cheese or anything that comes in a box or is instant honestly. Step 2: Great, you finally chose something that isn’t for fucking poor people. So now, you need to go to your… Continue reading How To Cook Something That Isn’t Ramen
Don’t fucking test out a new recipe. It will turn out bad and you will be ordering take out 5 minutes before everyone arrives. Trust me, I’ve been there. Make more than you actually need. Some people will literally bring an extra person with out asking and other people can actually eat like 3 servings… Continue reading How To Throw a Dinner Party
CUCUMBER GREEK SALAD Prep Time: 10 Minutes Recipe type: Side Makes: 8 servings Ingredients: 2 cucumbers, peeled and chopped into ¼ moons 4-6 Roma tomatoes, chopped ½ of a red onion, sliced ¼ cup olive oil 1½ Tablespoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons dried oregano ½ cup crumbled feta cheese Salt and Pepper (to taste) Black… Continue reading CUCUMBER GREEK SALAD
RED GRAPEFRUIT & PINEAPPLE SLIM DOWN SMOOTHIE 3 oz Orange Juice 0.25 Dole Red Grapefruit Sunrise Cup 0.25 cup Pineapple frozen 0.25 cup Strawberries frozen 0.25 cup Vanilla Greek Yogurt Handful of Ice Blend until smooth.
Because of hygiene regulations here in the U.S., 5 Trucks carrying avocados and fruit were turned away at the border so, now our gauc at Mexican restaurants are going to be even more over priced. THanks. But on the bright side, maybe that will force more Americans to by American avocados which obviously aren’t as… Continue reading No More Mexican Avocados, Sorry
2 cups raw hazelnuts • ¼ cup cocoa powder • 1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract • ¼ tsp salt • ½ cup almond milk • 2-4 tablespoons powdered stevia, honey, agave or maple (optional, can omit) —> preheat oven to 400 F —> roast the hazelnuts for 10-12 minutes till it’s toasted then use a… Continue reading Healthy Nutella
Breakfast: One whole wheat muffin with a spoon of peanut butter and half a banana. Mid-Morning Snack An apple and few almonds. Lunch: 2 slices of whole wheat bread; 2 oz. low sodium turkey breast; 1 oz. cheese; a lettuce, an orange, a tomato and a spoon of mustard. Mid-afternoon snack 8 oz. low fat… Continue reading Weekly Meal Plan: 1/8-1/14