food · Lifestyle · White Girl Guides

How To Cook Something That Isn’t Ramen

Step 1: Choose a meal, any fucking meal. I don’t care what it is as long as it’s not Ramen, Mac N Cheese or anything that comes in a box or is instant honestly. Step 2: Great, you finally chose something that isn’t for fucking poor people. So now, you need to go to your… Continue reading How To Cook Something That Isn’t Ramen

advice · food · White Girl Guides

How To Throw a Dinner Party

Don’t fucking test out a new recipe. It will turn out bad and you will be ordering take out 5 minutes before everyone arrives. Trust me, I’ve been there. Make more than you actually need. Some people will literally bring an extra person with out asking and other people can actually eat like 3 servings… Continue reading How To Throw a Dinner Party

Diets · Fitness & Health · food · Lifestyle


CUCUMBER GREEK SALAD Prep Time: 10 Minutes Recipe type: Side Makes: 8 servings Ingredients: 2 cucumbers, peeled and chopped into ¼ moons 4-6 Roma tomatoes, chopped ½ of a red onion, sliced ¼ cup olive oil 1½ Tablespoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons dried oregano ½ cup crumbled feta cheese Salt and Pepper (to taste) Black… Continue reading CUCUMBER GREEK SALAD

food · Politics

No More Mexican Avocados, Sorry

Because of hygiene regulations here in the U.S., 5 Trucks carrying avocados and fruit were turned away at the border so, now our gauc at Mexican restaurants are going to be even more over priced. THanks. But on the bright side, maybe that will force more Americans to by American avocados which obviously aren’t as… Continue reading No More Mexican Avocados, Sorry