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“I Drank My Coffee Too Fast And I Feel Like I’m Gonna Puke” -An autobiography

Seriously just some life advice: Don’t drink your whole Vent black coffee with a dash of vanilla in a whole five minute. It’s going to burn your tongue and your throat. You will puke five minutes late. You will order another one because caffeine, The cycle repeats. Learn from me. Please. Fuck my life for… Continue reading “I Drank My Coffee Too Fast And I Feel Like I’m Gonna Puke” -An autobiography

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One Step Guide To: Being a Coldhearted Bitch

Step 1: when faced with a decision, ask yourself…”what do I want to do?” That’s it. Just consider yourself first when you make all of your decisions. If done consistently, in a very short amount of time everyone will call you a coldhearted bitch behind your back (and a select few will say it to… Continue reading One Step Guide To: Being a Coldhearted Bitch

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How To Cook Something That Isn’t Ramen

Step 1: Choose a meal, any fucking meal. I don’t care what it is as long as it’s not Ramen, Mac N Cheese or anything that comes in a box or is instant honestly. Step 2: Great, you finally chose something that isn’t for fucking poor people. So now, you need to go to your… Continue reading How To Cook Something That Isn’t Ramen

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How To Throw a Dinner Party

Don’t fucking test out a new recipe. It will turn out bad and you will be ordering take out 5 minutes before everyone arrives. Trust me, I’ve been there. Make more than you actually need. Some people will literally bring an extra person with out asking and other people can actually eat like 3 servings… Continue reading How To Throw a Dinner Party

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Advice for Throwing the Best Party Ever

Paper invites vs. digital invites While the eternal debate between “real” paper invites and more common digital invites rages on, it seems like a best of both worlds approach might be the best way to get the word out about your party. On how to keep your guests from sweating: “Turn on the air conditioner… Continue reading Advice for Throwing the Best Party Ever

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10 Underrated Self-Care Tips To Do

1. Tidy up your bedroom 2. Change your whole outfit – underwear, shoes, hairstyle, the lot 3. Scribble with a Crayon as hard as you can on a big sheet of paper 4. Go to a library and wander around in the quiet 5. Make a wish list on each of your favorites shops’ websites… Continue reading 10 Underrated Self-Care Tips To Do